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DEWTRACKER

FRIENDLY NBA + NFL WAGERS. CASES OF DEW.
ETERNAL BRAGGING RIGHTS.

4CASES IN PLAY
0WAGERS SETTLED
0TOTAL DEW MOVED
Fictional neon green Dew can floating in front of a basketball
ACTIVE WAGERS ↓
/// LIVE FROM THE GROUP CHAT

ACTIVE WAGERS

No cash. No excuses. Just cold cans and receipts that live forever.

NFLACCEPTED
2k Tatum
Gravy
NE VS DEN
THE BET

The Patriots will beat the Denver Broncos!

JAN 3 · 3:30 PM1 CASE
NBAACCEPTED
Kev_onthebus
Baker
LAL VS MIA
THE BET

Case of dew on the line on who wins more games

END OF THE SEASON1 CASE
NBAACCEPTED
Ayo Jube
TalknWrickless
BOS VS DAL
THE BET

Case of dew on which team will have the better record at the end of the season

END OF THE SEASON1 CASE
NBAACCEPTED
Ayo Jube
Baker
BOS VS MIA
THE BET

A case of Dew is on the line for the team that has the best record at the end of the season.

END OF THE SEASON1 CASE
RECEIPTS NEVER EXPIRE

THE CLOSED BOOK

0 SETTLED
SEASON STANDINGS

KING OF THE COUCH

Wins earn glory. Losses earn a trip to the beverage aisle. The Dew Differential tells the real story.

RANKPLAYERRECORDDEW +/-
01 2k Tatum 0–0 0
02 Ayo Jube 0–0 0
03 Baker 0–0 0
04 Gravy 0–0 0
05 Kev_onthebus 0–0 0
06 TalknWrickless 0–0 0
DISCORD CHALLENGES

BET A
CASE

Challenge your friends in Discord. Accepted wagers appear on the board automatically.

  1. 01
    TYPE /DEW CHALLENGE

    Open the Sofa Kings NBA or NFL room and select the command.

  2. 02
    PICK THE MATCHUP

    Choose NBA or NFL, your opponent, both teams, and cases of Dew.

  3. 03
    SET THE DEADLINE

    Enter a US date and familiar 12-hour time.

TIME EXAMPLE12/25/2026 8:30 PM
OPEN THE SOFA KINGS SERVER →
Use the command in the sport’s Discord channel. The challenge, reminders, and result stay in that room.